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i put what i want on here: things i relate to, things i think are funny, and things i think are pretty.

Sep 16th at 7PM / via: asvprock / op: shouldnt / 6,840 notes


Does anyone else laugh out loud when they are on tumblr

Sep 16th at 9AM / via: oddteens / op: deeply / 113,970 notes


stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

Sep 16th at 9AM / via: wizlaqueefa / op: redirisheyes / 85,123 notes


so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

Sep 16th at 9AM / via: champainemami / op: encourage / 266,255 notes


Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

Sep 16th at 9AM / via: oknope / op: aidn / 383,704 notes






just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care


Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

Sep 16th at 8AM / via: cummied / op: latniasziveddel / 33,691 notes

Sep 16th at 8AM / via: parkingstrange / op: enlargers / 302,485 notes


"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"


i bought this skull for a cosplay and

Sep 16th at 8AM / via: guy / op: modestdemidov / 119,196 notes


"make up is false advertisement!"


"i view women as products"

Sep 16th at 8AM / via: dumb-leaf / op: ladugard / 72,921 notes

The only nail polish for me


The only nail polish for me

Sep 16th at 8AM / via: parkingstrange / op: moan-s / 2,105 notes


I miss you. A little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day.

Sep 16th at 3AM / via: userbar / op: absolutcute / 284,360 notes


i want to look like an arctic monkeys song