Does anyone else laugh out loud when they are on tumblr
stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all
so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
i bought this skull for a cosplay and
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"
The only nail polish for me
I miss you. A little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day.
i want to look like an arctic monkeys song